forbidden jump-rope

The act or game of playing jump rope with a razor scooter, which can usually lead to death or severe pain in the ankles
Honestly fuck this class bro I might have to play forbidden jump-rope
by Parker.gonzo September 28, 2019
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forbidden jump-rope

The act or game of playing jump-rope with a razor scooter which can lead to pain and possibly death
Fuck this bro I’m about to play forbidden jump-rope
by Parker.gonzo September 28, 2019
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sparkle jump rope queen

One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.
" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."
by Bellatrixtrash99 August 08, 2017
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Naked jump rope guy

A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.
by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010
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Chinese Jump Rope

A stream of ejaculation, prematurely released by a Chinese man landing at the feet of their intended sexual partner.
P. Chang was so excited by the idea of making love that his little oyster dick jizzed the moment he dropped his pants causing nearby customers in the restaurant to rise out of their seats, hurdle the Chinese Jump Rope and run for the exit.
by Harry P. Nusses March 07, 2011
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Sparkle Jump Rope Queen

One of Miss Elizabeth Woolridge Grant's many identities.
'Which Elizabeth Woolridge Grant identity is your favourite?'
'Oh, Sparkle Jump Rope Queen for sure!!'
by slendermum July 01, 2023
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Neck Rope Jump

The act of fastening a rope, usually in a noose configuration, around one's neck from an elevated plane. They then proceed to jump, causing their entire body weight to be supported by the rope around their neck, crushing their windpipe and suffocating them. If done with enough force, and if the mass of the subject is high enough, the subjects neck will snap.
Person 1: Ur mum have the Big Gae
Person 2: Go commit Neck Rope Jump
by Pittaful November 01, 2018
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