July 2

National suck your own dick day

John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"

by minaycheezits October 20, 2019

July 2

National respect women day

On July 2 I did whatever my girlfriend told me too, maybe I should respect women everyday!

by lol2699 July 1, 2022

July 2

its the middle of the year

me: hey it's july 2

you: ok

by issuerissue November 13, 2022

July 2

A boy gets a free day with a girl day

July 2 All the girls better watch out

by Djsjjaia July 1, 2020

July 2

the birthday of an ugly rat named isaac <3

July 2 is isaacs bday ew what ;)

by coochie snatcher October 20, 2019

July 2

The National Orgy Day

Anne: what's the date today?
James: oh it's National Orgy Day, July 2nd
Anne: you joining them?
James: only if you join ;)

by charlixcx May 1, 2020

July 2

The day where all assholes were born

Dylan was born an asshole on July 2, he might have been conceived analy

by Double Dutch rudder October 19, 2019