July 1st

The day gods are born, it’s said men born on this day have the largest schlongs known to man.

Guy: I was born on July 1st
Girl: Please take my virginity almighty one

by GodBroccoli11 October 15, 2019

July 1st

If you were born on this day, you’re most likely a big booty bitch. You got that birthday cake lil mama. If July 1st is your half birthday then you packing cake, but not nearly as much as July 1st birthday’s.

“Damn, She thicc as fuck, why she packing so much cake, she got implants?”

“Nah bro, she was born on July 1st, everyone born on that day has hella cake.”

by xXxX_v01D_XxXx October 16, 2019

July 1st

July 1st is National lesbian magnet day. Anyone born on this day is probably a lesbian

Random person-*talking to someone*
Person born on July 1st-*runs up to the person*
Random person-dude.....WTF
Person born on July 1st-I stay here. Because you cute
Random person-What?!?

by Letters.to.jisoo November 08, 2019

July 1st

National send ur girlfriend dick pics day.

Zoe: did jack send you dick pics?
Clair: he actually did!
zoe: well happy july 1st

by Clairlolx June 05, 2021

July 1st

Start of No JUUL July

Oh man dude! Today is July 1st, which means we can’t JUUL!!!

by Ye_boi_lucky_ October 22, 2019

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

July 1st

Raini Rodriguez's birthday.

A.K.A. The best day ever

Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."

by thetruemeaningsofwords May 18, 2020