Internetamine

Sharing the same family as methamphetamine and other highly addictive drugs, internetamine acts by increasing levels of norepinephrine, serotonin, and dopamine in the brain while at the same time drastically reducing physical activity in the user. Commonly found in every American household and spreading throughout the world at an alarming rate.

Dude, I am heading back to detox again. I can't Just Say No to the Internetamine. It is everywhere I turn and everyone is doing it.

by El Dollar October 7, 2008

internetard

1. One who is incapable to use the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.

phil: I tried finding free porn, but I couldn't.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.

by Eric Garside June 14, 2006

Internetarian

A person who uses the internet.

"Deep inside, we're all internetarians."
"Dude, be an internetarian. It's a WAY better lifestyle."

by indigodeer May 5, 2013

Internetarded

Someone who is being a retard on the internet or just internet illiterate.

Some girl just posted a naked picture of herself on Facebook. How internetarded.

by rossbreakslaws August 20, 2016