If you know what I mean

Usually added to a sentence that makes absolutely no since but makes it sound like its a common phrase. Over all makes everyone really confused.

I too like to shake a bag of old wrenches if you know what I mean.

by Don't paniccc May 21, 2016

IF! you know what i mean

an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not

Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean

by zak barsuglia July 19, 2009

you know what I mean?

A phrase people say when they're out of ideas when trying to persuade someone.

So basically I'm right and you're wrong. You know what I mean?

by Tym October 5, 2003

you know what I mean?

To ask for confirmation of your audiences understanding, with the expectation that they will affirm what you are saying.

is gotta be dan innit nawwa ahmyean?

by Container October 4, 2003

you know what i mean?

something a girl will say in the middle of sentences with a little squint and head cock to register that you agree with her, but without waiting to see if you actually do (know what she means, or agree) before continuing on with what she was talking about.

Can be abbreviated to "you know" if she is in a hurry to get to a lot of important information.

further abbreviation while texting is commonly seen as "u no?" this version eliminates entirely the need or possibility for instant approval (real or imagined), requiring the textee to actually respond, or risk insulting her by not automatically taking her side.

She: "So I was talking to my friend today about how my dogs were barking at the neighbors when they walked around their backyard and how they like, were just barking, you know what I mean, and the neighbors were like, could you please tell you dogs to stop barking, and i was like, really? you know what i mean? like, they're asking me to keep my dogs quiet while they walk by my house? Really, that's so rude. You know what i mean?"
I: O_O

by rambododo September 9, 2010

if you know what I mean

This phrase is put at the end of a sentence to make it sound sexual.

-I like hot dogs
-My bed is broken due to the action it's been getting
-I like bananas
-someone spilled milk everywhere!
-the train is in the tunnel
-the shuttle has landed!
-let's hide in the bed

If you know what I mean!

by heymister14 August 13, 2012

if you know what I mean

a phrase; which can be added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty

Hey, wanna come over for a pizza, if you know what I mean. ;-)

by Robert March 27, 2004