UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE 

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.

"so where were you last night?"
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"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE by justin vs January 6, 2008

hosenose 

A person with a large nose; a nose that is penislike.
Someone who gives a lot of head.

Bob is a total hosenose.
Janice is Bob's hosenose.

hosenose by kreecher August 16, 2003