Hoozy

The best boyfriend you could ever possibly want to have, or ask for. Although he'll probably try to leave you, and you'll probably try to leave him, you realize that nothing could be better, but the universe stops you and he changes his mind about leaving you! you guys get together again! Usually blocking around 10x a week. you cannot make a day without arguing! Arguing is flirting! It really counts as that! He's really sexy, smart, funny, and absolutely moody sometimes and dry texting if u dont give him enough attention and love. He wants it balanced but he doesn't really see it. either you are dry texting or him. He has big ego and really nice muscles mostly(Idk when he's like 40 year old, metabolism changes lol) He's a really great and kind lover and super communicater after the time of a relationship. And if you are having an internet relationship w him, there's still a future between you!
This world is made of love, the Hoozy told him.
by QueenSako November 21, 2021
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Hoozy Eyes

When someone has glossed/glazed over eyes and looks messed up possibly from sinus problems or being stoned.
by Arsebiscuits82 April 18, 2018
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