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Hilton Head Paint Job 

When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.
"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"
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Jobbie-head 

From the scottish word Jobbie A Jobbie-Head (sometimes Jobbie-Heed) is a derrogative adjective for a person.
Person 1: See That XYZ. He's a Pure Jobbie-head.
Jobbie-head by JoePasquale October 11, 2010

shotgun headjob 

a peer pressure blowjob or a blowjob under pressure, turns to a agressive "pumping action" in pressure situation
she gave me a shotgun headjob in the front seat while here parents sat right on the porch!!

her old man was comin up the drive she started pumping my cock in her mouth like a shotgun !
shotgun headjob by scott doom January 5, 2010
the sucking of ones penis til it explodes
lick it up and wont and dont forget the balls...and put your lips firmly around it (no teeth) grasp it with your right hand and move up and down with your mouth and hand going faster and faster and harder and faster...the swollow
headjob by Anonymous November 3, 2003

headjob lips 

the lips of a girl that are so big, that it looks like they would do a good headjob
i swear bro, shes got headjob lips
i cant wait til she puts those headjob lips on my dick
headjob lips by skmeof January 13, 2009

Headjobber 

An individual who enjoys sucking,licking, swallowing and ultimately caressing penises with her mouth, tongue and teeth. Usually of female gender. Degrading herself, physically and socially to her knees in a way which correctly assumes she is below the worth of human status and deserves to be where she put herself..on her knees. Mainly applicable to girls who have performed this recreational act more then once and usually do.
Kayla : What's the go with Goslinga ?
Alexander : She's a renowned headjobber !
im going to give him a headjob
headjob by th November 2, 2003