sandshoe hairy muff

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

by nayfie March 13, 2003

Harry muff

A nasty old womans pussy that smells like a landfill. Or it's your uncle's josephs herrmafidite fat ass that has a hooker for a wife.

When you fuck a woman with a harry muff your kid will look like alien. #corea

by Pudvah July 6, 2018

muff hair

a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff)

my nana has muff hair
people in morrisons have muff hair

by chappersloveshall May 2, 2008

hairymuffitis

Hairymuffitis is where a girl has a hairy muff and they can't get rid of the hair because it's stuck to their Fanny it's impossible for it to be removed

Megan Kelly had hairymuffitis

by Hairypussy123 January 2, 2017