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Tim Hardaway Jr.

Basketball player for University of Michigan. Son of UTEP star Tim Hardaway. Tends to turn on his "kill switch" late in basketball games, he has ice in his veins.
Did you see Tim Hardaway Jr. turn on his kill switch vs Penn State? He put the team on his back.
by UofM16104 April 20, 2011
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ashton hardaway

Kobe will always be like Ashton Hardaway, maybe not as good as him though because he hit em with dat one, two, then jellyfam
by Ash Jamal March 13, 2017
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Haddawayed

When someone (a pervert) on Chatroulette deems it is necessary to loop the song "What is Love" by Haddaway* while whacking off to the beat. A blatant misuse of the mic setting in which you can choose stereo mix (if enabled) as a way for you partner to hear the song you are listening to.

*"What is Love" was a one hit wonder by Haddaway, remixed versions of this song do exist but, for the most part, people that partake in this perversion use the original, perhaps because they want to remind themselves of a time where vans were cheap, and unnecessarily large swirly lollipops were more readily available.
Pauly DiAngelo: I was I Chatroulette last night and got Haddawayed.

Vinny Capricola: What does that mean?

Pauly: out of nowhere a dick came on the screen and started whacking off to the beat! He was litteraly beatin' up dat' beat except he wasn't beating the song he was beatin his dick!

Vinny: Makes you think bout those stupid guidos that do that kinda shit in clubs in jersey...

Pauly: What the fist pumpin' or the whacking off?

Vinny: Both

(Pauly and Vinny high-five)
by 231zfa March 11, 2010
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Haddawayitis

1. The adverse chemical reaction that turns a human invisible after being an intentional or unintentional participant in anal sex. Typically only seen in homosexual males, it has however been known to appear among the heterosexual male population in rare cases.

2. A rigorous belief system in which followers believe the prostate only exists for the sole purpose of blowing chunky loads from man on man love.
Example of the first known case of haddawayitis, claiming several victims:
Dutch: Yesterday, what did you see?
Dillon: You're wasting your time.
Dutch: No more games!
Anna: I don't know what it was. It...
Dutch: Go on.
Anna: It changed colours, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle. We call it "la haddaway diablo".
Dillon: You saying that Blain and Hawkins were assfucked by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is two to three men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

2. "See the prostate exists for the sole purpose of anal sex, it's quite clear nature intended for us to get fucked in the ass on a regular basis" "uh excuse me I think you don't understand the actual physiological uses for the pro -" "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT UP!"
by pleasken September 1, 2012
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HADDALAYERDOWN

WIN YU DONE CRANKED YER HOGG TWO HARD AND YER PANTS R SHIDDED, AND BARB LEFT ITZ YER ONLIE OPSHUN, HOSS.
GOBBLESS
"DAMN LIBRULS LEAVIN CLIBBINS EVRYWHEER, FURST PANTS=SHIDD, THEN HADDALAYERDOWN" GOBBLESS
by OTIS_De'Vil September 12, 2023
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HADDALAYERDOWN

WIN YER HOGG IS CRANKED, AND DEB LEFT SO YOO GO TO APPLEBEEZ BUT YEW GET HIT WHITH FEELINGZ CLIBBINS & YER PANTS R SHIDD AND YEW END UP THE GROWND.
GOBBLESS
"DEM DAMN LIBRULS DUNN BLUE CLIBBINS IN THE RODE HOSS! HADDALAYERDOWN "! GOBBLESS
by OTIS_De'Vil September 12, 2023
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