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secondhand grocery shopping 

Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.
Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.

Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.

Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!
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Shopping in my grocery store 

When someone starts hitting on your girlfriend or wife knowing full well that she is a taken woman.
Hey did you see that guy walked right up and tried shopping in my grocery store?