Gonzalo

Gonzalos are known to be risk takers, adventurous, risky, fun, loving, handsome, and having a good taste in music. Gonzalo gives the best hugs and is very lovable, so in that case gonzalos spirit animal is a bear. If he cares for you he will do anything in his power to help you. In conclusion, gonzalo is a great person.
by SOMEONE827367373 October 16, 2021
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Gonzalo

Gonzalo will always be the most good looking guy in the room. One problem, though: he will know that perfectly! He will make you laugh, he'll be incredibly loving and protecting of you and your feelings. Well, that is the case only if you're part of his family. If not, then get ready to be completely ignored from start to finish. Gonzalo doesn't care about what anyone thinks. He gets easily frustrated, is very stubborn and is a hypochondriac. Gonzalo loves sports and will always be the best performing player. He's competitive but also a great team player. He looks incredibly sexy in a suit and has a jawline that could cut you. Although he might seem a mysterious introvert, in reality, he is extremely goofy, loud, enthusiastic, and affectionate. If you are lucky enough to experience his unconditional love, NEVER let it go. It is the most special feeling you will ever have the fortune to feel. It's warm, honest, safe and full of light. Gonzalo's love is like no other.
Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, are you angry?
Gonzalo: Yes.

Person 1: Why?
Gonzalo: because that person said that thing that bothered me. Also, I don't agree with anything anyone says, and I'm always right, and everyone is wrong. Oh, and this room is too crowded.
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Example 2:
Person 1: Wow, that guy is so hoooottt!
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Gonzalo!
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Example 3:

* Everyone at a party chatting and having a good time*
*Gonzalo in a corner, checking his phone and observing his surroundings in silence.*

♥️
by bmbÿ November 22, 2021
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Girl 1: Is that Gonzalo?
Girl 2: It must be because beans ;P
by Tristan Simpson December 28, 2020
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To Gonzalo. To interrupt or intrude anything. Generally in between opposite genders. To be the center of everything.
Dude why are you gonzaloing us, can't you just stop. He is such a Gonzalo.
by TheActofNothing August 23, 2014
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he is the most beautiful guy ever he is the best guy he is best
by Pepe Marcelo November 24, 2021
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He can either be a really great friend or his girl's slave. People nowadays call him simp. Gonzalo really likes and enjoys anything about cars, but even more if it's a videogame. Loud music and isolating with his girlfriend is his thing too.
Oh wow, you're such a Gonzalo.
Stop being a simp, Gonzalo.
by cooldriver1995 March 09, 2021
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A fat sloth that likes Men. More commonly known for being fat and playing xbox
by Gonzalo Vargas July 02, 2012
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