Gonzalo 

beans

Girl 1: Is that Gonzalo?
Girl 2: It must be because beans ;P

Gonzalo by Tristan Simpson December 27, 2020

Gonzalo 

To Gonzalo. To interrupt or intrude anything. Generally in between opposite genders. To be the center of everything.

Dude why are you gonzaloing us, can't you just stop. He is such a Gonzalo.

Gonzalo by TheActofNothing August 23, 2014

gonzalo 

A WEIRD MAN WHOM I GO TO SCHOOL WITH AND HE HAS PORNO FACIAL HAIR
BUT HES ALSO AMAZING

gonzalo has porno facial hair but it’s okay he’s a good friend

gonzalo by urmom10k November 29, 2021

Gonzalo 

he is the most beautiful guy ever he is the best guy he is best

omg look its so gonzalo

Gonzalo by Pepe Marcelo November 24, 2021

Gonzalo 

He can either be a really great friend or his girl's slave. People nowadays call him simp. Gonzalo really likes and enjoys anything about cars, but even more if it's a videogame. Loud music and isolating with his girlfriend is his thing too.

Oh wow, you're such a Gonzalo.
Stop being a simp, Gonzalo.

Gonzalo by cooldriver1995 March 9, 2021

gonzalo 

Standing by the side of the road with seven police men shinning a torch behind your balls

Ask gonzalo

gonzalo by CLIFFTON February 6, 2014

Gonzalo 

A fat sloth that likes Men. More commonly known for being fat and playing xbox

Damn he is so Gonzalo.

Look at that gonzalo

Gonzalo by Gonzalo Vargas July 4, 2012