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Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.
OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!
by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007
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Godmother

A person who was there when a child was baptized and is a close friend to the mother or father, it says on google that it is a great honor to be a godmother or godfather. Personally I do not like small children.
“She is your godmother, she is like another mom to you
by Kermit The Yandere June 12, 2020
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fairy godmother

An older woman who enjoys the company of younger gay men. This is different from fag hag in the sense that it specifies the age relationship between the parties.
My mom is such a fairy godmother; every time she hears I met a new gay guy she just HAS to meet him.
by rainbow_addict January 19, 2009
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Fairy Godmother Syndrome

Such in the case of the classic fairytale, Cinderella, F.G.S. is the overwhelming urge and want to help out those less fortunate, usually if they are in desperate need for caring or guidance. Sometimes being used as a substitute for having a stable, romantic relationship with someone themselves, the caregiver themselves may feel the need to latch onto the dreams and aspirations of the person they're helping, as well as in some cases even develop a slight romantic interest for the subject they're helping.
The poor girl's F.G.S. (Fairy Godmother Syndrome) practically compelled her to help out all her friends, only to soon find each one of them living happily ever after, and no one to help her in her darkest hour.
by Dr. Faux January 18, 2011
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godmotherperry

A legendary katycat. Mostly known for delusional new main pop girl dreams. Ended BTS fans in APRIL 2020 with a huge hit tweet but it backfired in October. Has an iconic blue background Never Really Over layout. Stans Ava Max and dislikes PRISM. Triggers oomfs with disturbing videos at times without putting a •tw// . Willing to sell himself for Katy Perry.
Oomf 1: Hey did you see gmp's new tweet?
Oomf 2: Yes I did! He ended haters so easily. Best comeback ever.

Oomf 1: Godmotherperry keeps katycats alive. No it's true it's true.
by DEVER DEW January 18, 2021
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godmotherversary

The day you became a godmother
It’s been a year since I became johns godmother, it’s my godmotherversary
by Txmzxn March 31, 2020
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facebook fairy godmother

Your mother or father's FB friends, or your extended family members who always leave supportive comments.
You: I got a C on my math test...
Facebook Fairy Godmother: You're so smart! I'm so proud of you! Keep up the good work! You're amazing and clever and you did better than a lot of people, still!
by Cameron Fletcher June 30, 2012
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