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grandmaster funk 

one who has reached a high level of funkyness and has mastered the sacred art of coldchillenstompabustergetanyhotchick-fu and is also a cool person all around who has particularly very good taste in music
joe: i need a girl real bad
steve: i need to learn to fight asap
meagan: my music choice suck
grandmaster funk: joe you can have one of my girls, steve i bestow upon you fight game, and here meagan slam out to this short dogg cd.
joe: woah your such a cool person in any situation
grandmaster funk: i know we cant all be me
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Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya 

Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concept and principles called - "Tri-Force" or the "Tatlong Lakas".
Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya founded Jendo in Mandaluyong City in 1973.

Grandmaster

A chess player of the highest caliber and greatest skill. Only the strongest of professional chess players, typically having a FIDE rating of 2600 and above. A vary prestigious and rare occurrence, only 400 or so living in the world. The United States Champion would be a Grandmaster.
The state champion at age 13, Daniel was touted as a possible future Grandmaster.

He beat everyone in the city with ease, but was demolished when he finally played a real Grandmaster.
Grandmaster by Schweinsberg July 26, 2004

Grandmaster pimp daddy

Someone who has all the whores in his pocket and is a major player in the business and knows his street smarts
Person 1: yo nigga, you heard of alim?
Person 2: yeah man, apparantly he's the grandmaster pimp daddy
Person1: woah, that explains all those girls he has then..

Grandmaster Galaxy

A Satanic torture device that somehow found it's way into Super Mario Galaxy 2
I tried to beat the Grandmaster Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, but I died another 53 times

Grandmaster Sheehan 

A guy who is into being forcefully fucked, bucked, or non consensual sex
The ladies call him Grandmaster Sheehan, you already know why”

Grandtastic 

1. The involuntary emotional response your body goes through when a person hears or sees a loved one. 2. The shared gratification of a smile or feeling of elation between two or more friends or family. 3. All things that bring upon a person the spontanious feeling of joy! -Grandtastic- is the combination of grandiose & fantastic. Always a pleasant or joyful experience.
I talked to my baby today, it was grandtastic!" or "I made my kitten smile today, that's grandtastic!" or "My newest tattoo is grandtastic!