Futch

Not exactly feminine... but not exactly butch (in terms of being a lesbian.)

Dani from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is futch.

by ---yeah January 7, 2008

Futched

to be higher than you have ever been high in your life, the highest you can get

"I was so futched last night i ate 9 banana splits at sonic."

by Willy Blunts9999999 May 22, 2010

Futch

A lesbian who in outwardly appearance dresses like or acts like a femme but has the mentality or mindset of a butch

She is such a futch cause she dresses like a girl but thinks like a man

by BuffChick510 December 22, 2008

Futch

Futch and the futch scale were created online by reddit lesbians as a joke. However, the design was taken seriously and spread through the internet which spread misinformation about stone butch and high femme identities and made futch seem like a legit identifier when it's in actuality, a mockery of femme and butch history. Stone butch doesn't inherently mean hyper masculinity and high femme doesnt inherently mean hyper femininity. Stone identities refer to intimate boundaries some femmes and butches have during intercourse or in everyday life. Futch isnt a genuine identity because while femme and butch have history, culture and meaning beyond clothes and appearance, futch is simply a lazy combination of the two that disregards the history and culture behind those identifiers. It's totally valid to not be femme or butch, but futch was started as a joke and isnt a valid lesbian identifier. Non aligned lesbians are hella valid and so are chapstick lesbians!! Androgynous lesbians and lesbians who don't fit into femme or butch in general are great! But calling yourself futch is an insult to butch and femme culture. And if you're not a lesbian and you use lesbian identifiers, you're even more insulting to our culture, please educate yourself!! Bi and pan women have their own identifiers (stag, doe and tomcat) the futch scale is fun to use as a meme but at the end of the day, that's all it is, a joke.

"Man, that futch scale meme has a cool color scheme but people are using it to spread misinformation about lesbian identifiers, not cool dude"

by peony femme July 11, 2019

Futched

Something that is bad, very very bad

"You threw up on my Mother? Thats Futched Man!"

by RMF June 1, 2004

Futch

A word used only to describe the amazing shittyness of the dregs of our society today.

Also a mixture of the word Fuck and Bitch, so you can have one word to use if you change your mind in the middle of the word fuck.

"Dude, you're such a futch"

by Li was here August 2, 2003

Futch scale

A scale of different “types” of lesbians. Different places on the scale are:
•High Femme
•Femme
•Butchy Femme, also known as Chapstick Lesbian
•Futch
•Soft Butch
•Butch
•Stone Butch

Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”

by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018