fanum tax (slang)

When a friend or family member takes a part of your meal/snack, derived from Kai Cenat's fatass friend, Fanum.

Your fanum tax (slang) is now 20%!

by ipartlyenjoymonkeys October 31, 2023

Fanum tax

I want to fucking die what the fuck does this mean

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
you're so skibidi
you're so fanum tax
I wanna be your sigma

by 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 October 17, 2023

fanum tax

romantic "word???" used in the legendary song, sticking out your gyat for the rizzler.

Person: Hey!

Crush: Hello =)

Person: just so you know, youre very fanum tax 😉

Crush: fuck off.

by ILikeDefinitionsALot October 12, 2023

fantom tax

When a man nuts but no nut comes out. It is believed a fantom slurped up all the nut before the nut could come out, collecting its tax.

Sticking out your gyat with the rizzler. You're so skibidi, you're so fantom tax. I just want to be your sigma...

by spaceistasty October 9, 2023

Fanum Tax

Taking ones food

I took bros food, he should have been prepared for that fanum tax.

by Extralongdoubledeckerpecker October 16, 2023

Fanum tax

Fanum tax is essentially a practice wherein Fanum detects the consumption of food by Kai or any of his cohabitants and subsequently confiscates it.

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax.

by I Am ISKV October 14, 2023

fanum tax

i dont fucking know what this means

sticking our ur gyat for the rizzler!! ur so skibidi ur so fanum tax😛😛

by mabellll October 11, 2023