balls to the face

When some one, male or female, gets MAN balls to their face. Some people like it but most dont't.

Man, I just took balls to the face, It was awesome. A little hairy but i can deal with that.

by Laynie and Lorraine November 6, 2006

Balls on your face

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.

Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!

by Liverquake May 24, 2012

balls on my face!

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).

Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."

by Jal Pal June 5, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

balls in the face

An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"

"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"

by Jeff Johnson March 3, 2005

balls in your face

A phrase used to express hostility or derision.

She: "You didn't run the dishwasher last night. Again."

He: "How bout I slap my balls in your face?"

by ljak November 23, 2021

balls in your face

Using balls in your face is the equivalent of saying "fr fr" or "on god".

Jason, balls in your face I love you bro

by algo46 March 21, 2023