please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

I will end your life

A verbal threat used to scare someone or to inform someone that you are about to murder them and end their life/existence.

Roy: I will end your life if you keep talking to me.
Steve: did you really just threaten me? By saying your going to end my life??

by ZachLightsUp September 23, 2023