INSTANT donger raise

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Bishop Dwenger High School

The school where almost everyone is related, half the parking lot is trucks, everyone is wearing khakis, you are getting hit in the face with a fat cloud of vape while trying to mind your business taking a shit, you can see always hear someone sayin “oh” very obnoxiously in the hallways , chicken Alfredo gets everyone excited, the words “ten times” or "no ones doing that" is heard at least 10 times a day, and schwaz’s only goal is to give dress codes.

Hey, did you hear that one kid from Bishop Dwenger High School got a suspension for vaping in the bathroom?

by DickLicker79 June 20, 2019

Dingle Donger

When you have an old pair of boxers with a hole or tear in the crotch... then you squat down and your balls and dong hang down through the hole in the crotch

I thought it would be relaxing to do some Yoga in my boxers, but then my girlfriend noticed I had a total Dingle Donger.

by Flubber McDonkeydick October 26, 2007

dongered

Used to declare complete and utter dominance over someone in a contest. Typically used in gaming. Refers to a quick kill, usually before the enemy player can even react, but not always.

I just dongered the shit out of this noob. He never even saw me coming

by LeeroyGankins October 31, 2015

Dongerball

Not to be confused with the game dangerball. Dongerball is a game where you send a picture of your dong or your ball upclose and the person you send it to has to guess which one it is.

Her: hey wanna play dongerball
Him: what’s that?
Her: send me a pic of your dong or ball and I’ll guess what it is.
Him: okay

by bandits stuff December 10, 2018

double donger

a dildo that offers pleasing heads at both ends. the purpose of this dildo is to please two women at once as they both insert an end into their hole of choice.

janice says it's time to get crazy; it was then that tiffany said it's time to whip out the double donger. both proceeded to insert an end of the dildo into themselves offering up a slice of heaven that would be to anyone's viewing delight.

by frisbelly September 20, 2008