When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.
by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019
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A British sex move that is both incredibly tame, yet some how makes both people uncomfortable. The man blows gently on the woman's neck, bites her, then apologizes with "Sorr, Mommy..."
My mother emasculated me again in front of my girlfriend, so later that night I gave my girl a Dirty London Fog
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Get the dirty ladonia mug.A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.
I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.
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Get the Dirty Landowave mug.When an unpopular youtuber grabs their butthairs and rips them off, then glues them to their face like a mustache
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