deucing

The act of being cocky, super egotistical, being a cowboy, being bald, but having a goatee, and being ridiculously intimidating for the hell of it. One must be at least 6'5" and be outrageously proud of their physique in order to be a deuce and therefore deuce it, or take part in deucing. Deuce sounds similar to douche because it is similar.

He was totally deucing it today, I can't stand him. He's such a deuce.

by Florida is awesome February 15, 2010

Dodecing

Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you.

"Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?"

"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"

by PetoneCobb March 20, 2013

Dedouching

The act of deducing whether or not a guy is a douchebag, fuckboi, etc, or not.

Friend 1: hey you gonna hang out with Brock again?
Friend 2: idk I'm still dedouching

by AyyyyyyyyyyyY September 20, 2015

Deucing

A way to say goodbye similar to peace out. Deucing out

Nah I’m not deucing just yet.

by pinkshorts2118 July 27, 2021