a man who sucks cock and rubs his ass cheeks on wooden poles and put vaseline on their nipples and say ooh daddy pooh
david do you wanna suck cock and rub my ass cheeks on a wooden pole and put vaseline on my nips and call me daddy pooh
by Lissy321 December 08, 2019
by mikielch March 29, 2007
Also can have dark blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes and are fucking awesome at sex and can be dangerous so don't fuck with them
david
by skeeter0000 January 04, 2014
david is the worst person you could ever meet. 1 centimeter dick , ugly ass face and is a fat goliath.
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
by Julialovesaboogie April 23, 2022
dacid a type of guy who have a very large part of him enjoyed by many and he is awesome in bed. very loving cares for friend and has a great personality about him he make girl scream his name the boy CAN'T TOP THAT. his dick is the size of fucking king kong. he easily love a girl to much especially with there names begin with T and are weird but but very enjoyale. not mater what he does the first girl he fucks he won't get over. and denies he really loves her but he's a tur sex king
by caria February 21, 2009
david is an amazing person. he is extremely funny and can always put a smile on your face. he acts tough on the outside but on the inside he is a sweetheart. if you mess with someone he cares about, you probably won’t be breathing soon. he’s the most adorable boy you will ever meet. you can always count on this boy to make your day better no matter what. he’s the definition of amazing. this boy will make you fall in love with him even more every second. he’s goofy but can be serious when he needs to be. he’s the most amazing boyfriend ever.
by agirlwhoisagirl February 18, 2020