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Dangleberry deeds

When a dude with shit in his Butt crack and a history of violence against women starts getting the shits with you for minding your own business and studying and being nice to chicks
Bro that dude is doing dangleberry deeds again around me but his poop and his farts make me wanna hurl haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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dingleberry fiesta

An infestation of dingleberries in one's anus, generally caused by an overly sweaty ass crack, or from taking a shit right after a shower while ones ass is still wet. The toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in ass hairs, resulting in a Dingleberry Fiesta. Most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.
"Its so hot out, I can feel the sweat running down my back, taking a shit now is bound to cause a dingleberry fiesta."
by the H. monster December 3, 2009
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Dingleberry sniffer

Someone who sniffs dingleberrys. Used as an insult by rednecks.
"What a dingleberry sniffer son of a gun!" used to offend someone
by GMGN April 21, 2020
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The Dangleberries

a team of amateur hockey players, whose only concerns in life are to drink excessively, have sex with as many cheap floozies as possible, being as obnoxious to all at all times, being gods amongst men and of course, playing puck. These are not the sort of people you would not want to mess with, due to the fact that messing with one always means messing with the collective. They are known for their award winning hockey playing, world-class chirps, unorthodox fighting style and charming good looks.
Everyone shoud aspire to reach the level of The Dangleberries.

The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.
by Coach33 May 21, 2012
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hangleberry

When you're on the toilet going number two, that last piece of poo that just won't come out. It just hangs there no matter how much you sway, until you can finally exert enough force to pinch it off.
"Man, I had the worst hangleberry at work the other day. I think everyone there knew I was having a hard time dropping the deuce."
by wienus March 29, 2009
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Dingleberry El Grande

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.
The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter
by thedream75 June 15, 2010
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