Denardify

verb: To remove a person's nards summarily.

When successful, results in denardification.

"Dang, you keep that up and she's gonna denardify you."

"Whatchu mean?"

"I mean, she's going to snatch off your nard-sack like a paper towel."

by Spankzilla March 17, 2008

denarded

(verb)

To get fucked up. An allusion to Denard Robinson, QB of the University of Michigan, running circles around the other team.

Let's get denarded tonight.

by tuesdayninja September 13, 2010

Denard Span

The distance between a male's testicles. Named for the Minnesota Twins outfielder by Detroit Tiger's fans.

My denard span is somewhere between 2 and 3 inches.

by SilentZyn February 28, 2010

danrad

daniel radcliffe, obvs.

Danrad plays Harry Potter.

by ljaxisofevil December 24, 2006

Danart

The act of being drunk.

Drinking heavily.

Pass blackout.

I dont remember what happened last night i was a little to danart.

by Daniel Blackwell February 10, 2009

dantard

A sheltered middle-class private school waker, which blindly supports Dan Andrews and his socialist agenda. Typically, living in the inner northern suburbs of Melbourne, a fixie is their preferred mode of transport and their indoctrination into the Labor Party usually starts from enrolling in an Arts degree at Melbourne Uni.

Oh here comes another Dantard to explain the benefits of pronouns.

by Sarah banks August 29, 2022

datard

A person that plays hard to want, as opposed to a person that plays hard to get.

Datardism is common among extremely good looking intelligent people, or extremely retarded people.

How was your date last night?

That datard wouldn't shut up. I mean, he was hot, and super intelligent, but the things he said were gross and unappealing. It was like he didn't want me to want him. There is a good possibility that he may have been mentally retarded.

by woodmud November 12, 2011