Cruzin'

The act of intentionally pissing you own pants because you like the warm feeling when it dribbles down your leg. Named after Senator Ted Cruz due to his affinity to pissing his own pants to feel the warmth dribbling down his cold reptilian body

I've got my double big gulp so I can keep Cruzin' all night long

by Secret Guest March 10, 2023

Cruzin’

Fleeing a winter storm for a warmer climate. Based on Ted Cruz, elected Representative from Texas who fled his home state multiple years when a large storm was expected.

Ted Cruz is Cruzin’ out of Texas again this winter because there’s a storm coming.

by Not_Yours January 23, 2026