When you replace breakfast with two cups of coffee, and then have the shits an hour later.
Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.
Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.
by HeavyKitty December 1, 2010
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Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.
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Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.
by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017
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A cozy, popular coffeehouse found in a small town in Iowa. There is the drive-thru, and the actual, original cafe. They have THE MOST DELICIOUS cookie dough in the world! In the bathrooms, at least the girls', they have the yummy bath & body works anti-bacterial hand wash stuff.. oh and Coffeesmiths has delicious coffee products too!
coffeesmiths is better than starbucks.
by JC & friends :) August 16, 2008
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