cock poacher 

Another term used to describe a person who prevents a man from initiating intercourse with another....Effectively shooting the cock like a poacher in the African Sahara. Also see cock blocker

"Big John is acting like a real cock poacher tonight."

"Janet's friend is such a bitch. I have been trying to fuck her forever and that girl is a real cock poacher."

cock poacher by merlin12volt August 18, 2009

cock poacher 

A thieving bastard, one who often participates in the hunting of cocks for a monetary profit. One who has an insatiable need for the cock.

"Chuck Nasty was just arrested for being a cock poacher."

cock poacher by Durty Harlen March 19, 2008

Cocktoucher

Male who loves to grasp the cock in such a way that gives both sender and receiver pure pleasure/excitement/ecstasy.

Kyle Poss is a great example of a cocktoucher.

Cocktoucher by Mister Rigght March 26, 2009

cockdouche 

When something is not going good you use this word in vane.

My skateboard is being a cockdouche.
What a fucking cockdouche.

cockdouche by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

cockpouch

literally it5 means... well nothing. But figuratively it's the same as calling someone a fuckin douche.

1 Guy: I'ma punch you in yo mouf!
2 Guy: What?! Don't be a cockpouch!

cockpouch by Jesse Medeiros November 3, 2006