Chuck Norrised

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.
i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.
by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009
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Chuck Norrisized

adj. If an object or person is Chuck Norrisized, they are particularly large, either in mass, or in meaning. They are usually heavy or extremely meaningful and helpful on the journey of everyone's life. All Chuck Norris fans should come to know this term.
"Holy shit! The big dipper is Chuck Norrisized! It's both physically large, and spiritually meaningful to me...I guess..."
by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006
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Chuck Norrising

When one is forced out of a circle our group. When you are excluded outside of the circle of friends that is talking. You seem uncool and unpopular when this happens.
Hey yall' let me into the circle you are Chuck Norrising me!
by McBeth Happycheeks June 27, 2011
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