cheesman

An acne ridden penis that is commonly found in cases of gay men. A cheesman is the direct result from an excessive amount of friction between the head of the penis and another mans anus.

Guy: so do you wanna blow me or not.
Girl: fuck no. Your cheesman is disgusting

by Hoesyposey16 January 16, 2014

Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) June 27, 2006

chesman

fun a good friend smart friend and is the best dog/person ever truly is a mans best friend

you should name it chesman

by likeagoodboy October 28, 2014

Chessman

Needless to say, this is a nickname for a very specific kind of dude, not specifically one who plays chess.
This is the kind of guy who always makes all the right plays, and receives an ungodly amount of rizz.
The "right plays" is originally based off the terminology used in the game, Chess.

Person 1: Hey! Did you see that sick guy at the party?
Person 2: How could I miss him?! He was a total Chessman!

by DeleriumNautilus February 14, 2023