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peanut butter sandwich 

the act of shitting between the boobies of your partner and then proceeding to tit fuck her.
what happened to your peanut butter sandwich.....oh i gave it to your mom:)

peanut butter sandwich 

when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.
"i just got a peanut butter sandwich from my wife."

Penis Butter Sandwich 

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Penis Butter Sandwich by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020

Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.

Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich 

Take two pices of bread and apply a generous ammount of peanut butter on one side to both pieces of bread, then pack it down the crack of your ass.
guy #1: "Dude, do you wanna try my Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich?"

guy #2: "Fuck no, I ain't fallin for that shit again!"

Peanut butter jelly sandwich 

When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.