Bruxish (or ハギギシリ Hagigishiri in JPN) is the Gnash Teeth Pokémon. It was introduced in Generation 7 which is better known as the Sun and Moon era. It is a Water/Psychic Pokémon that doesn't have any evolution. It can be found in Routes 13, 14, and 15, (For S/M it can also be found in Secluded Shore (Fishing)) in S/M US/UM. For S/V, it can be found in the West Paldean Sea, the South Paldean Sea off the coast of the Secluded Beach, in the East Paldean Sea, and off the coast of Levincia. You cannot obtain Bruxish in SW/SH, even in both DLCs.
by JustTrist December 28, 2022
Get the Bruxish mug.A cutting-edge political ideology that takes the age-old concept of taxation and douses it with a fresh coat of paint, primarily in the form of 100% taxes on the people. Yes, you heard that right, 100%! Because who needs money when you have the boundless warmth of government bureaucracy to keep you cozy?
The guiding principle is that communism didn't go far enough. Why settle for just a significant chunk of your hard-earned income when you can have it all? It's the perfect solution for those who believe that wealth redistribution should be more like wealth vacuuming.
In a Bruhist utopia, every pay check you earn will be lovingly whisked away, leaving you with an empty bank account and a sense of profound fulfilment, knowing that your money is off to fund a slew of government projects. These projects may or may not include giant bronze statues of obscure political figures, inefficient state-run lemonade stands, and mandatory ballet lessons for all citizens because, hey, it's never too late to pirouette for the motherland.
But wait, there's more! In Bruhism, you'll no longer need to worry about making choices or pursuing your dreams, because the government knows what's best for you. Your job assignment chosen with the precision of a dart hitting a random career board, and your wardrobe will consist exclusively of utilitarian jumpsuits in various shades of gray. After all, why bother with frivolous choices when you can live a life of pure, unadulterated simplicity?
The guiding principle is that communism didn't go far enough. Why settle for just a significant chunk of your hard-earned income when you can have it all? It's the perfect solution for those who believe that wealth redistribution should be more like wealth vacuuming.
In a Bruhist utopia, every pay check you earn will be lovingly whisked away, leaving you with an empty bank account and a sense of profound fulfilment, knowing that your money is off to fund a slew of government projects. These projects may or may not include giant bronze statues of obscure political figures, inefficient state-run lemonade stands, and mandatory ballet lessons for all citizens because, hey, it's never too late to pirouette for the motherland.
But wait, there's more! In Bruhism, you'll no longer need to worry about making choices or pursuing your dreams, because the government knows what's best for you. Your job assignment chosen with the precision of a dart hitting a random career board, and your wardrobe will consist exclusively of utilitarian jumpsuits in various shades of gray. After all, why bother with frivolous choices when you can live a life of pure, unadulterated simplicity?
I believe in the concept of Bruhism
by Requify September 22, 2023
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