brustee Share definition Flag a brustee is way to smoke weed in north Yorkshire out of a bottle it is similar to a gravity bong kid 1 "i did a brustee on the weekend and i was fucked" kid 2 "same its mental" brustee by stoner logic May 7, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the brustee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch