i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
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by niggerger October 4, 2023
Get the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board mug.i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
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by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
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This is the device that you tell the rookie new-hire carpenter to go get for you out of the foreman's truck so you can get the board he just cut 2 inches too short to fit right in the new kitchen cabinet. It only exists in the minds of awnry carpenters who like to play jokes on the FNG.
Me: "Damn Hector you cut the board too short. Go get the board stretcher out of the foreman's truck, rookie."
Hector: "What's it look like?"
Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."
Hector: "What's it look like?"
Me: "You'll know it when you see it. If it ain't there ask the foreman where he has it."
by auriuman April 4, 2011
Get the Board Stretcher mug.A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board
by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006
Get the board shorts mug.Baby on board stickers are stickers that you stick to the rear window of a car to indicate there is a baby in there.
the intention of the sticker was to indicate that there is a baby in the car so if the car ends up in an accident, people who see the sticker will take the baby out first as a priority. But no! this cringe that you stick to the rear window of your car makes every driver thinks you are one of these distracted rushing parents that are usually reckless at driving and don't want their insurance going up if they get them selves in an accident, they usually blame the other driver/s because "Baby on Board!" duhhh! Having that sticker on their car which makes the other driver/s the reckless twat/s on the road to them when it is the driver with the Baby on board sticker being the reckless cunt. When we see cars driving on the road with these stickers on, we try to stay away from them as much as possible.
the intention of the sticker was to indicate that there is a baby in the car so if the car ends up in an accident, people who see the sticker will take the baby out first as a priority. But no! this cringe that you stick to the rear window of your car makes every driver thinks you are one of these distracted rushing parents that are usually reckless at driving and don't want their insurance going up if they get them selves in an accident, they usually blame the other driver/s because "Baby on Board!" duhhh! Having that sticker on their car which makes the other driver/s the reckless twat/s on the road to them when it is the driver with the Baby on board sticker being the reckless cunt. When we see cars driving on the road with these stickers on, we try to stay away from them as much as possible.
Driver: Look there is a car with a baby on board sticker.
Passenger: stay at a safe distance from them, this driver is a reckless distracted cunt on the road, if he/she causes an accident with you, you will get all the blame because duhhhhh! "Baby on board!".
Passenger: stay at a safe distance from them, this driver is a reckless distracted cunt on the road, if he/she causes an accident with you, you will get all the blame because duhhhhh! "Baby on board!".
by Person #37878678 March 25, 2020
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Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!
by KGsizzle July 6, 2007
Get the board speak mug.Used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. Named after the Florida School Board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. However, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter's head.
Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.
Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.
Dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a School Board Special!
I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.
Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.
I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.
Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.
by cthebold December 27, 2010
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