Al Borland's Hammer

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

by gooooooch June 02, 2009

Joe Borland

Very camp man who bums alfie Holley . Spunks on purdy

Is that joe Borland
Yes
He’s probably with purdy

by Longschlongstan April 15, 2022