Shit boner

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all

I was having a GIANT shit boner last night

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

Classroom Boner

When you are chilling in class and get a boner, particularly for no reason. Usually happens in the same classroom every day; particularly common throughout Jr. High and High School

Spencer: WTF, i always get this random boner in Mrs. Cone's room!

Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.

by Boner_Man October 19, 2009

boner pong

A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.

Chaz and Brock got really drunk at the frat party and decided to play boner pong.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 6, 2018

fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.

Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.

by brian48 September 22, 2008

John Boner

The formal pronunciation of House Speaker John Boehner, incorrectly said to be "John Bayner".

"Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."

"John Boner's name explains himself."

by Harry Dickinher October 3, 2013

Boner inducing rage

When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.

When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.

by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013

Yawn Boner

Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.

Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners

by Zoppy September 25, 2013