A Bobby Johnson

A euphemism for sucking cock.

I would like a Bobby Johnson please.

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020

Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.

Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?

by Manny Morales November 23, 2021