long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)

yooo i long boarded so hard last night

by dont@me57 November 1, 2019

Blood Boarded

During the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling.

I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.

by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011

Wake-boarded

Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...

You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...

by Rack 'em and stack 'em August 25, 2008

put on my raving shoes and i boarded a plane?

When a kid is brought up to beleive that being different is cool they take to music known as rave or trance. Scooter is AND WILL ALWAYS be the leader of this movement.

Examples of people who follow this movement are ViBe, SiNisTer, 3d and noone else on the planet.

by {DnF}MAG^ October 21, 2004

HUVr boarded

To get insanely excited for something, only to discover its not real or you cant have it.

Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.

"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"

by JezebelfromHell March 19, 2014

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

Power Boarder

A term that started at a Phoenix Arizona skate park used to refer to the young skateboarders that all line up on the top of Bowl to drop in and launch out of the other side.The term Power Boarder is applied to them because of the Power Ranger shirts they don or just by being in the same group as the fan base of that show.Being young,they have no consideration for the people who actually use the lip they are all lined up on,making the bowl useless by those who wish to use the coping.

Seeing the small children drop in without looking for others they might run into the old school skateboarder screamed,"Power Boarder!!" to warn the innocent people skating in their destructive path.

by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009