Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Birthday Candle

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle

"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.

The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.

by mub1002 October 8, 2022