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A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.
"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."
bedangi by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016

bedangler 

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils
She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.
bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

Bedmanship 

The art and aesthetic of how a person performs in bed, sexually. Also, a person's style or manner of their sexual techniques, or how well that person can "bed".
Guy 1: So Anna said I was good in bed the other day.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she made a comment about your bedmanship?
Bedmanship by Apex J December 7, 2009

Bedmanship 

The art of having a well made patient bed in an ER, ICU or Hospital setting. This helps to facilitate patient positioning during portable radiologic exams. These exams require a plate to be placed between the patient and the bedding behind them and is made easier by proper bedmanship.
The RN had great bedmanship, the patient had a clean fitted sheet with 2 overlapping chucks positioned underneath them from the top of the shoulder extending below the pelvis.

The RN has bad bedmanship, the sheet was soaking wet and coming off the bed. The patient was stuck to the mattress with no chuck to prevent chaffing or bruising.
Bedmanship by loveyourxraytech April 18, 2019

Bedlancer 

A bedlancer is a freelancer who typically works from the bedroom or even from their bed. Usually their rates are lower than freelancers who operate from a workspace/office and significantly lower than an agency which cream off the freelancers via the ubiquitous charismatic agency leader.
Jack: "Hey I'm looking for someone to complete some work for my business".
Jill: "Oh I know this Agency that can help you".
Jack: "I don't need an Agency I need a bedlancer :)"
Bedlancer by yoocan November 22, 2019

Bedpans Inc. 

who needs a toilet when there's Bedpans Inc.?
Bedpans Inc. by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009