beerpussy

1. A guy who drinks too much to get an erection after a few too many alcoholic beverages have been consumed.

2. A fat man with a beergut. Often seen breaking windows and repeatedly questioning his own beerpussiness 'Beerpussy?' as if he isn't one himself.

3. Slang term for the opportunity for copulation with a drunken slut.

"Wow! What a beerpussy!"
"You call me beerpussy?"
"I'm on the hunt for some sweet sweet beerpussy!"

by chrychek November 20, 2006

Beardussy

A Beard soaked with pussy juice from a long nights work.

I need to dry off my Beardussy from that amazing meal.

by BeardHub January 12, 2024