texas aunt sally

A made up move to scare people off.

Boy 1: hey see that girl
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.

by Thats a yikes from me May 11, 2019

Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

by Matt B December 10, 2003