Astroturfing

The process to apply a faux patch of hair on and around various body parts( such as the face, chest and genitalia) by pre-pubescent boys and girls in order to make themselves appear older than their actual age.

Little Bobby got caught by his older sister, astroturfing his chest hair before the party.

by panoptican April 16, 2009

astroturfing

Astroturfing is when someone uses ridiculously obvious propaganda to convince you of their view of an obviously public event.

They are astroturfing support for Kamala Harris in the Debate."

by John9999 September 15, 2024

astroturfing

A thought-terminating insult used to dismiss legitimate opinions that happen to oppose anti-government or anti-corporate conspiracy theories.

Person 1: Did you see organization is doing policy?!
Person 2: There are some studies that show it's a good ide—
Person 1: REEEEEE YOU'RE ASTROTURFING REEEEEEEEEE!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!

by YahooMama March 28, 2026