londons a simp

londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up

londons a simp that’s what you are don’t deny it

by Theplastics July 29, 2020

A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass

Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.

Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon

by landoning September 3, 2019

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

alondon

A fine ass girl who is tall and thick asf get all the boys a truthful girl a good needed friend always there for you at all times.She slay all day and pretty at all times but not fake and go behind her friends or people back and say things.

Alondon is so pretty

by Kristen’s June 7, 2018