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You got it. 

1. Derived from the original catch phrase, "You got this in the bag," but used in a sarcastic manner to imply the opposite where you in fact DONT have this is the bag.

2. Often used to describe a state of being in which one is under the influence of drugs/alcohol to a point of complete oblivion.
Dan, you just took 80 bong hits. You GOT it.

Chris only slept for 3 hours this entire week, he's got it.

Elliot Spitzer was caught soliciting prostitution. He, as well as his career's got it.

I have to take a final tomorrow that's 4 hours long, short answer and essay questions and I didn't study anything. I GOT this test.
You got it. by Terri Dibono February 25, 2009

you got it?

A rhetorical way of saying “do you have the juul/dab pen/stig?”

A discreet way to ask someone if they have a vape on them in sensitive areas like school, with parents, etc
Jimmy and Tommy are sitting in 3rd hour near the teacher
Jimmy says to Tommy “you got it?”
Tommy proceeds to pass Jimmy the juul
Jimmy asks the teacher to use the restroom
you got it? by ifuckedmydog69 November 17, 2019

You got it, John! 

A way to confirm, deny or even avoid answering any question, or to give sarcastic praise to a friend.
Mark -"Alex, did you hook up with my girlfriend ??"
Alex-" you got it, John!"
Or
Mark-"hey Alex I'm on level 13 on candy crush!! "
Alex-" oh wow, you got it,John!"
You got it, John! by Kiwibaby August 24, 2014

you got it bad 

When it has been 36 years and you think of her every day. When you cry as you type this. When you see her in your mind's eye, and she's so young and beautiful in her jeans, with the pink belt. When you realise you can't live without her, but it's way too late for that
I was the one who wanted to split. And she did everything she could to drive me crazy. Till she could finally have the satisfaction of telling me: you got it bad
you got it bad by CCPhilly May 26, 2017

you got it bad 

When you just broke up ( usually you were in love) and you want to move on ,but you just can't let go because you miss that person so much.
Guy#1: Hey bruh, lets hit the club.
Guy#2: Naw, i dont feel like it
Guy#1: you missing that bitch?
Guy#2: yeh bruh
Guy#1: YOU GOT IT BAD

Usher's song "you got it bad"
check that out
you got it bad by maggieeeee February 8, 2008

You Got It Bad 

When you're on the phone, hang up, then you call right back.
Usher's song You Got it Bad perfectly describes the definition similar to the definition I just gave.
You Got It Bad by Lara k. August 11, 2009