When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.
“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”
by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025
Get the Yolky Surprisemug. (From Scottland) Where you feel like you have a sweaty arse hole and ignore it for a while until you either a) scratch it with a bare finger (and the stench of pure raw shite overcomes you when the inevitable smelling of said finger ). Or b) you give your hoop a test wipe and realise you haven’t quite finished the job when wiping your arse piece
by Japs eye the cheesy spy October 9, 2018
Get the Yolky Dokemug.