A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.
12-year old version:
Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"
by Mister Stupid November 27, 2004
Get the Yo momma is so fat... mug.NW 79th Street in Miami is a street where ghetto hoes do the walk and turn their tricks. Basically it's an insult meaning your mom is a whore.
Willie says to Jefferson: "Damn nigga, your girl has big fat cankles!!"
Jefferson: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!"
Willie: "Shit motherfucka, don't talk about my momma."
Jefferson: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!"
Willie: "Shit motherfucka, don't talk about my momma."
by StewieMiami May 6, 2011
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Yo Momma's Face • Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her • yo momma sandwich • Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book • Fuck yo momma's son • that's what yo momma said about you • Yo momma is so fat... • I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!! • shake what yo momma gave ya • Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma
When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.
Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.
Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009
Get the Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma mug.To get down and boogie, shaking the only thing given to you by your mother at birth - your derriere.
cum ova here, lil momma, and shake what yo momma gave ya all up on a nigga.
i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.
i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.
by RANTwun April 2, 2011
Get the shake what yo momma gave ya mug.A comeback for when the opponents winning the argument
⚠️DO NOT SAY THIS TO SOMEONE WHOS MOTHER IS DEAD⚠️
⚠️DO NOT SAY THIS TO SOMEONE WHOS MOTHER IS DEAD⚠️
Whiquisha: that’s why yo shoes raggity
Savage: that’s why yo mommas dead
Whiquisha: *starts crying*
Savage: what shoes she wearing huh?
Savage: that’s why yo mommas dead
Whiquisha: *starts crying*
Savage: what shoes she wearing huh?
by Idiot ⚠️✌️ June 22, 2020
Get the That’s why yo mommas dead mug.Seems to mean that you've done bad, when you hear this it is likely from the mouth of a very ghetto woman. Regardless of whether or not you can tell the gender of the creature, run. If you are within grabbing distance, Run faster.
They can smell fear.
They can smell fear.
Ghetto chick(?): "Im funna beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass!"
You: "I'm soooorrrryyy!" (crying)
Ghetto chick beats you down.
You: "I'm soooorrrryyy!" (crying)
Ghetto chick beats you down.
by I'mScaredOfGhettoChicks December 25, 2009
Get the beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass mug.The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.
Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen
by V-Man April 18, 2005
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