wankers cramp

Soreness in the hand - and in particular, the wrist - brought on by excessive or inhuman levels of masturbation. Known to cause chafing and in some cases, bleeding, to the area in question.

Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan was a sufferer of Wankers cramp.

by CommieKras May 19, 2010

wanker's cramp

a sharp cramp experianced during mastubation, normaly ocours in the arch of ones foot.

man i had a wank earlier but couldnt finish got a srious case of "wanker's cramp"

by big marty July 29, 2011

Wankers Cramp

A very deadly disease that kills 99.9% of all gay men. Large amounts of masturbation will eventually lead to wankers cramp. Symptoms include: swollen wrists, arm hurting, swollen penis and inability to use your hand.

Guy 1: Where is Fred today?
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?

Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp

by vdragyn May 17, 2010