Toss Your Salad Share definition Flag This means to jack off or to beat your meat. Not to eat ass. That is "cleaning your kitchen." As a 16year old boy, I "tossed my salad" regularly. Toss Your Salad by IamtherealZander August 28, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Toss Your Salad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch