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Thunderball

This exciting game is a shocking combination of football and soccer, which creates this ridiculous, adrenaline pumping extreme sport. This game is not for the weak, for it entails a whole lot of physical bullshit that makes no sense. (ThunderBall is the only currently known sport to allow its players to do whatever the hell they want.)
~RULES~
1.) Played with a Rugby style ball on a field roughly the size of a basketball court with lacrosse goals.
2.) Goals are scored by throwing or kicking the ball through the goal.

3.) Play resumes by means of a kick-off. If the kickf goes through the goal, it counts as 3 Goals.
4.) There are no out of bounds.
5.) Shots cannot be taken within the Goalie box. This box extends roughly 1-2 yards around the Goal.
6.) Tackling the ball carrier results in a Turnover. Play resumes immediately after the other team recovers the ball.
7.) The ball can be advanced by running or passing the ball.
8.) There are no rules.
Me: Hey, wanna play some Thunderball today?

You: Na, I'm still recovering from when you broke my femur last time we played.

Me: Pussy.
by Chade Runsen December 17, 2013
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Thunderchild

The fictional Pre Dreadnought battleship, known for its heroic actions in the novel by HG Wells, “The War Of The Worlds.”

Before succumbing to the Tripod’s heat rays, it managed to kill three Tripods, saving a nearby ship full of refugees.
Moving swiftly through the waters
Cannons blazing as she came
Brought a might metal war-lord
Crashing down in sheets of flame
Sensing victory was nearing
Thinking fortune must have smiled
People started cheering
"Come on ThunderChild"
"Come on ThunderChild"
by FightingMachineWOTW December 7, 2021
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Thunderheist

1. The act of stealing one's thunder

2. A Canadian electronic music duo
1. Bon 'Qui 'Qui is a great dancer . I totally pulled a thunderheist at the club the other night when I schooled her in a dance-off!

2. I'm diggen that new song called Jerrkit by Thunderheist !
by shneebLy June 15, 2009
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ThunderBalls

The name of someone too cool 4 school. Also known as 'Harringtrain' or 'L4mming20N'

A god like immortal that walks the earth, beware. He May Be Among Us.
Person 1: 'Have you heard of ThunderBalls?'

Person 2: 'What the James Bond movie?'

Person 1:' No you zimbabwe duffa, the King himself'
by ThunderBalls69 June 16, 2014
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ThunderHawk

Thunderhawk is the word for 'The man all the girls want to bed'. It comes from the Greek methology Thenderos Hawkus, which means shag hard indefinitely
Man I'd like to Thunderhawk her !!!!
by Morgy May 17, 2004
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Thunderwalk

To walk quickly and with long strides, with a sense of authority and power, almost violently.
1. "Dude, the paintball game was dead until you stood up, turned on your flashlight, screamed "PUSSIES!", and started thunderwalking around the field unloading on everyone."

2. The Terminator (any of the movies will do)

3. Primary form of transportation for CHuck Norris, when he isn't riding his Magic Carpet, Giant Warpoodle.
by Dromonster September 15, 2008
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Thunderball

Thunderball is an Extreme Sport, played only by extreme players. Thunderball is an ancient sport similar to modern-day tennis. The only exception is that Thunderball must be played in a thunderstorm. It makes it much more exciting.
Bro #1: "Hey Bro, we both got off work on Monday, we should play some Thunderball!"

Bro#2: "Yo Bro, we have to check Weather.com and make sure that a severe enough storm is on the way."

Bro#1: "Alright Bro, sounds like a plan."
by Mephen Galson June 17, 2011
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