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Thunderclap

When someone’s head gets caved in like a pancake in an instant and makes a loud clapping noise thus spraying blood everywhere.
Sentence: Dude, I was in that haunted house and David’s head totally thunderclapped while we were trying to run away from the demonic forces.
by BigDogYanaBo April 3, 2020
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Thunderclap

When yo girl slam it down so hard on the last stroke that her cheeks clap against you while you pass out from nuttin.
Yooo! My girl hit me with that thunderclap last night, shit knocked me out cold!
by TruNation May 3, 2018
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Thunderclap

A new STD, with a similar appearance to that of Gonorrhea.

Symptoms:
Limp Dick
Swollen Testes
Puss-like Cum
Tomato Red Genital Area

Only Affects Males, Females are Carriers

200 known cases in the Statesboro, GA area
Chris has Thunderclap, but that doesn't affect Alicia's pussy.
by GingerBread Man, M.D. October 27, 2008
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thunderclap

A thunderclap is the sound of a scrotum slapping against the body when going balls-deep
I went balls-deep with Deedra last night. So you gave her the ol' thunderclap
by TSUAOJAP April 16, 2010
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Thunderclapping

When two lesbians run from opposite sides of a bed, jump kick into the air, and scissor slam vaginas hard as fuck.
Two lesbian ninjas would be ideal at thunderclapping.
by cjM March 11, 2015
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thunderclap

The act of gradually shaking and vibrating the bum until the cheeks smack together in a thunderous clap.

Usually and most easily acccomplished by women with large, saggy booties.
I wonder if Shaquanda can do a thunderclap?
by nearperfect9 June 10, 2004
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Thunderclapping

An oral sex act that involves cunnilingus whilst being slapped repeatedly by her thighs.
Hey man have you tried Thunderclapping? Me and my girl tried it, I went deaf!
by MilkyBarKid15 February 14, 2015
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